The Official Russian Temperature Chart:

The Official Russian Temperature Chart:

+50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Russians plant gardens.

+35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Russians drive with the windows down

+32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
Russian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
Russians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Time to play chess inside.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Russians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol Freezes and Russians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the vodka.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops that is when Russians start admitting that it is “cold, eh?”

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over and it is time to go Ice Fishing.

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